The real estate agent suggested a gardener. I declined. A gardener tends gardens. This is a jungle. So I would take a hedge trimmer and a ‘lawn’ mower and make little pools of sunshine where before there was only scrub, overhang, bramble, thicket. (That makes it sound like it hadn’t been touched for years: far from it. I had been hacking away at its turbo-powered growth for more than ten years . It’s a legacy of the dear departed’s vision for a completely untrammelled garden, Alexander Pope’s ‘unadorned nature’ on steroids.) So no gardener. Nor a stylist. The house will most likely be demolished. A stylist would just be demoralised, like a make-up artist asked to work on a condemned man. So I cut and slash and the years fall to the ground along with the branches and twigs and leaves. ‘One-owner house,’ will project the auctioneer, all grey suit and sharp hair and rolled-up auction blurb to slap on his other hand at ‘sold’. I wrote copy for an estate agent at the turn of the century; k...
Recipes and ruminations from a small house in a big city.