They decided, after due deliberation, to scrap the old perfectly functional fire danger indicators outside country towns.
In a brilliant exposition of the internal workings of a bureaucrat's mind, the new signs do not actually tell you the day's fire danger rating. Instead, they direct you to a website.
I'm driving through the country and I want to know if I'm going to get fried or not. Great. Where's the internet cafe?
Today is the season's first fire danger day, with an expected top of 39 celsius. The website crashed.